In any case, there I was in the Jewel, hyperventilating at the width and breadth and flavors of the vodka. Russia. England. Tennessee. I mean, it's a vodka jungle out there. I closed my eyes and chose Absolut because it advertises in the most magazines I read. And if I erred in vodka judgment, don't tell me.
When I put it in the cart, I realized there was some sort of plastic hat on the top of the bottle. Looking back at the shelves, I realized all the vodkas had hats. Or at least, the more expensive ones. Heck, they've been security tagging clothes forever, so I guess tagging vodka makes sense. It just freaks me out a little that I hadn't noticed this huge shift in the liquor paradigm.
I need to get out more. Or drink more. Possibly both.
2 comments:
If you drink the vodka, does it make YOU want to wear a plastic hat?
I vote for: drink more.
They don't do that to single servings, and that's why my four packs are always one short at the store.....
I been meanin to talk ta dem over by da Jewels
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