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Sunday, January 30, 2011
Run For Your Lives
Chicago's weather forecasters are all twitchy this afternoon. They're alleging 30 inches of snow will fall by Wednesday.
If we are to believe New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie's ad campaign inviting Illinois business to relocate to his home state, I would suggest Tuesday at noon would be a good time to beat feet east.
We need to make a beeline to the Jewel for staples like champagne. Oh, and more specific, Whole Foods Dark Chocolate Caramels with Sea Salt--can't live without them! Better stock up now!
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We need to make a beeline to the Jewel for staples like champagne. Oh, and more specific, Whole Foods Dark Chocolate Caramels with Sea Salt--can't live without them! Better stock up now!
Yes - snowstorm and champers - that is a good combo.
I want Sharon to do all my shopping!
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